If you want some sound advice Then think it over - (and) think it twice FRIENDS - Who needs 'em? When you're kinda low on cash (Just) call 'em up - and watch 'em dash! FRIENDS - Who needs 'em?
Friends - they're the living end They're the cat's meow And the 'pow' in Ker-pow! Friends will be there for you...!
And when there's chores to be done Who's miles away having fun? FRIENDS - Who needs 'em? And when you finish with the mop And Dimples suddenly goes ker-plop! FRIENDS - Who needs 'em?
Friends - there'll be there for you Always square for you Always see you through Friends will be there for you...! Who needs 'em, friends? We need dem friends!
If you find that times are tough You need someone to call your bluff FRIENDS —— Who needs 'em? And if that smile is hard to find Then build a friend —— like Frankenstein FRIENDS —— Who needs 'em?
Friends —— they're chock-a-block The King of the Hill The Top of the Pops Friends will be there for you!
I had no friends, and was feeling blue Tossed a penny in the Wishing Well And then I had two One was a good friend, one was bad Then one of 'em left me And I didn't know which one I still had! The good or the bad (The good or the bad...)
So take a tip from Cain and Abel Lay your cards straight on the table FRIENDS - Who needs 'em? If your illusions still remain Then flush 'em all right down the drain FAIR - weather breeds 'em...
Friends - they're there when you're down Just clowning around Make a smile from a frown Friends are just great to have around!
Who needs dem FRIENDS FAIR - weather breeds 'em... Friends - they're the best in the world If they're straight or they're curled So take my word in the end You can never... (You can never) You can never... (You can never) YOU CAN NEVER HAVE TOO MANY FRIENDS..!!