Lyrics:

ROOM FOR ONE MORE

It was a perfect day
To be perfectly alive
So I took out my car
(To) go for a perfect drive

Called up a pal or two
(Who) each called a pal or two more
(And) before we knew it
There were pals and pals galore…

There was Inky, Blinky, Winky, Stinky, Thelonius and Lenore…
Goodness me, what company!
(On such) a perfect day for a drive…
On such a perfect day for a drive…

Then along came another pal or 2 or 3 or 4 —
At second glance, to recalculate
But actually… there're a whole lot more! A whole lot more!

There was Willy, Nilly, Philly, Billy, Scarlett Rose and Eleanor…
Plus Annie, Fanny, Lanny, Danny and his weird sister’s Granny
‘Could you give some pals a lift?
Though we really hate to impose—
But we’ve got to get from here to there
To trade some of these for some of those… ’

Might be a tight fit
(But) I’m sure we can (somehow) manage it
Cause when a pal’s in need
I’ve got a simple creed:
There’s always room…
Room for one more!

So, Inky, Blinky, Winky, Stinky, Thelonius and Lenore
Meet Willy, Nilly, Philly, Billy, Scarlett Rose and Eleanor…
Plus Annie, Fanny, Lanny, Danny and, (of course), his weird sister’s Granny

When a pal is in need
There’s always…
Room for one more!
When a pal's in need
There's always...
Room for one more!
Room for one more!

Well, we all squeezed in
With a squish and a squin
(Euh,) I don’t mean to be rude
But your butt’s in my face, dude—
And for reasons of propriety and health
I’d really kinda rather it was someplace else…

So, we shifted left and shifted right
Shifting big butts out (of lines) of sight
We were crammed in tight
It was really quite a scene
If by ‘scene’ you mean
Like a can of sardines…
Piled up high, we made quite a stack
Then just as everything was about to crack—
Somebody shouted out,
‘Oh, man – I’VE LOST A CONTACT!’

So… we all piled back out
Just like we’d all first piled in
Out came…
(Weird old) Granny, Danny, Lanny, Fanny, and Habs-fan Annie,
(Dancing) Scarlett Rose and Eleanor and Billy, Philly, Nilly, Willy…
(Along with) Thelonius, (and) Lenore, plus Inky, Winky, Blinky
And, last but not least – my good pal Stinky

(Then Mr. Dizz cried out,) ‘HERE IT IS! HERE IT IS!’
And, the contact restored, seeing eye-to-eye at last
We all piled back in, but this time double-fast
(double fast)
Get ready boys....

There was... Inky-Blinky-Winky-Stinky-Thelonius-and-Lenore
Willy-Nilly-Philly-Billy-Scarlett-Rose-and-Eleanor…
Plus Annie-Fanny-Lanny-Danny-and-that-really-weird-old-Granny—

(brief panting)

Sammy, Sally, Jim and Johnnie, Molly Marie, Bev and Barb,
Plus Phil and Bill and Jack and Jill, Michelle, J.M., Tom and Mary
Mal and Mick and Nick and Nonnie (I could go on and onnie)
Lyle and Kyle and Larry, Leo, Lynn and Sam….

(slightly longer, more exhausted panting)

(4-5 seconds BASS LINE BRIDGE)

Was a pretty tight fit
But we somehow managed it
Cause when a pal’s in need
No need to plead—
There’s always room …
Room for one more!

(There was...) Inky, Blinky, Winky, Stinky, Thelonius and Lenore
Willy, Nilly, Philly, Billy, Scarlett Rose and Eleanor…
Plus Annie, Fanny, Lanny, Danny and his weird sister's Granny—

(And) when a pal is in need
Remember this simple creed:
When a pal's in need
(There’s never any ‘either – or’)
When a pal's in need...
(There's always room...)
There's always room for one more!
Room for one more!