Lyrics:

Put down your chainsaw and listen to me It's time for us to join in the fight It time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys It time to let the bed bugs bite You better put all your eggs in one basket You better count your chickens before they hatch You better sell some wine before its time You better find yourself an itch to scratch You better squeeze all the charmin you can When Mr. Whipple's not around Stick your head in the microwave and give yourself a tan Talk with your mouth full Bite the hand that feeds you Bite off more than you can chew What can you do? Dare to be stupid Take some wooden nickels Look for Mr. Goodbar Get your motion working now I'll show you how You can Dare to be stupid You can turn the other cheek You can just give up the ship You can eat a bunch of sushi and forget to leave a tip Dare to be stupid Dare to be stupid It's so easy to do Dare to be stupid We're all waiting for you It's time to make a mountain out of a molehill Forget I have a volunteer There's no more time for crying over spilt milk It's time for crying in your beer So don't join the army join the PTA Buy some sensible shoes and a chevrolet Then party til you're broke and they drag you away It's okay You can dare to be stupid It's like spitting on a fish It's like barking up a tree It's like they say you gotta buy one if you want To get one free Dare to be stupid Yeah why don't you dare to be stupid It's so easy to do Dare to be stupid We're all waiting for you Dare to be stupid Burn your candle at bot