Lyrics:

I woke up this morning and i sliped down in the shower Bumped my head on the faucit and it bled for a whole damn hour I didn't have time for breakfast so i walked right to the door I walked outside and realized that my ride wasn't there no more That's just my luck Somebody stole my truck Just leaving me stuck What an insensitive shmuck My stomach is rumblin' and my head's in pain I'm standin outside in the pourin rain I can't get to work, that's just my luck Well I walked in to the telephone to give my boss a call I told him I'd be late for work, he said