Lyrics:

I know this girl who thinks of ghosts,
She'll make you breakfast, she'll make you toast.
She don't use butter.
She don't use cheese.
She don't use jelly, or any of these.
She uses Vasaline
Vasaline
Vasaline
Vasaline

I know a guy who goes to shows,
When he's at home an' he blows his nose,
He don't use tissues,
Or his sleeves,
He don't use napkins, or any of these.
He uses Magazines
Magazines
Magazines.
Magazines

I know a girl who reminds me of Cher,
She's always changin' the color of her hair,
She don't use nothin', You buy at the store,
She likes her hair to, be real orange
She uses Tangerines
Tangerines
Tangerines
Tangerines
Tangerines