Lyrics:

Hello, you've reached the Prozzäk compound
For Simon, press one
For Milo, press two
Simon, I was thinking about our talk last night
And the truth is—
It's not me, it's you

Na-na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na, na-na-na, na-na-na
It's not me, it's you

I recall the way that Stephanie said to me
Callously, 'It's not me, it's you'
And I remember just how Julianne held my hand
Headline ran, 'It's not me, it's you'
Seems the old equation's holding true
One from two equals blue and nice guys always lose

First we're stuck like glue
Then you say, 'We're through'
All that you can tell me is that, 'It's not me, it's you' (Hey)

It's not me, it's you
Na-na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na, na-na-na, na-na-na
It's not me, it's you

I can see the day that Minnie-Mae walked away
Heard her say, 'It's not me, it's you'
And how could I forget how Caroline's name was signed
Dotted-line, 'It's not me, it's you'?

Share the blame, I do
Relationships take two
But all that you can tell me is that, 'It's not me, it's you' (Hey)

It's not me, it's you
Na-na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na, na-na-na, na-na-na
It's not me, it's you
Na-na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na, na-na-na, na-na-na (It's, it's, it's, it's)
It's not me, it's you

Minnie, if we don't make it out of this thing
I want you to know that I really did love you
I know, Simon, it's just that—

Isn't life a game of touch and go?
Girls talk high, boys talk low
It's not me, it's you
Voices ring and echo
Psycho show, memories flow, now sing low
It's not me, it's you

Prophecy came true, message coming through
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Parting words of love denied are

It's, it's, it's, it's
It's not me, it's not me, it's not me, it's you
It's not me, it's not me, it's not me, it's you (It's you)
It's not me, it's not me, it's not me, it's you (Na-na-na-na-na-na)
It's not me, it's not me, it's not me, it's you