Lyrics:

Mercedes:
And now the six merry murderesses of the Cook County Jail
In their rendition of (Brittany: Uh uh!) 'The Cell Block Tango'

Tina:
Pop!

Sugar:
Six!

Brittany:
Squish!

Mercedes:
Uh uh!

Santana:
Cicero!

Sugar:
Lipschitz!

Tina:
Pop!

Sugar:
Six!

Brittany:
Squish!

Mercedes:
Uh uh!

Santana:
Cicero!

Sugar:
Lipschitz!

Tina:
Pop!

Sugar:
Six!

Brittany:
Squish!

Mercedes:
Uh uh!

Santana:
Cicero!

Sugar:
Lipschitz!

Tina:
Pop!

Sugar:
Six!

Brittany:
Squish!

Mercedes:
Uh uh!

Santana:
Cicero!

Sugar:
Lipschitz!

Santana, Tina, Sugar, Mercedes and Brittany:
He had it coming, he had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there, if you'd have seen it

Santana:
I betcha you would have done the same

Tina:
Pop!

Sugar:
Six!

Brittany:
Squish!

Mercedes:
Uh uh!

Santana:
Cicero!

Sugar:
Lipschitz!

Tina:
Pop!

Sugar:
Six!

Brittany:
Squish!

Mercedes:
Uh uh!

Santana:
Cicero!

Sugar:
Lipschitz!

Tina:
You know how people have these little habits
That get you down
Like Bernie, Bernie, He likes to chew gum, no, not chew, Pop!
So I came home this one day and I'm really irritated and I'm looking for a lil' bit of sympathy
And there's Bernie lyin' on the couch, drinkin' a beer and chewin'
No, not chewin', poppin'
So, I said to him, I said
'You pop that gum one more time' uhhh and he did
So I took the shotgun off the wall
And I fired two warning shots into his head

Santana, Tina, Sugar, Mercedes and Brittany:
He had it coming, he had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there, if you'd have heard it
I betcha you would have done the same

Sugar:
I met Ezekiel Young from Salt Lake City about two years ago
And he told me he was single and we hit it off right away
So, we started living together
He'd go to work, he'd come home, I'd fix him a drink, and we'd have dinner.
And then I found out,
Single, he told me
Single, my butt!
Not only was he married, oh no, he had six wives
One of those Mormons, you know
So that night, when he came home from work
I fixed him his drink as usual
You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic

Santana, Tina, Sugar, Mercedes and Brittany:
He had it coming, he had it coming
He took a flower in its prime
And then he used it and he abused it
It was a murder but not a crime

Santana:
Now, I'm standing in the kitchen
Carvin' up the chicken for dinner, mindin' my own business
And in storms my husband Wilbur in a jealous rage
'You been doin' the milkman'
He says, he was crazy and he kept on screamin'
'You been doin' the milkman'
Then he ran into my knife
He ran into my knife ten times

Santana, Tina, Sugar, Mercedes and Brittany:
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum

Santana, Tina and Sugar (Mercedes and Brittany):
They had it comin', (They had it comin') they had it comin' (They had it comin')
They had it comin' all along (They had it comin' all along)
'Cause if they used us ('Cause if they used us) and they abused us (And they abused us)

Santana, Tina, Sugar, Mercedes and Brittany:
How could they tell us that we were wrong?
Could you tell us that we were wrong?