Lyrics:

Close your legs love, your meat smells.
But it keeps the flies off me chips.

I took the crack to the flicks just the other night,
We were groating on the barrow, everything were alright,
Then the smell like a dog took me mind from sex,
I said Close your legs
She whispered softly in my ear,
But all I want to do is go and drink some beer,
Then she did something I didn't understand,
She didn't want a fill, she tried to hold me hand.

Do you love me?
I fuck you don't I?
Do you love me?
I fuck you don't I?
Do you you love me?
Oh, why? - give over.

I were right confused over what she said,
So I supped ten pints down t'old Bear's Head
And just as I was getting a taste for it,
Some crack walked in and it was fuckin' fit.

So I shouted hey up, love
Turned on the charm,
Showed her me belly and tattoos on me arm,
I said don't go to Limmogy's, have chips instead
Two weeks later this is what she said.

Do you love me? (5x)
Oh why? - give over

Do you, do you, do you, do you love me? (4x)
Do you love me?
I fuck you don't I?
Do you love me?
I fuck you don't I?
Do you love me?
Oh why? - give over

Do you love me?
I fuck you don't I?
Do you love me?
I fuck you don't I?
Do you love me?
Oh why?
Close your legs