Lyrics:

Ah well, I've got a woman and I love, love her so She is big, fat and lazy but I want you all to know That I love her and I need that woman so She is my little lady and I'm glad that you all know When she wakes in the morning and her figure tells no lies My eyesight is broken when the light shines on her tights But I love her and I need that woman so Oh how can I tell you what I'd do if she should go And I love her and I need that woman so Oh well how can I tell you what I'd do if she should go Ah well she is so lazy, how she moves I'll never know She was so different eleven years ago But I love her and I need that woman so She's a big lakky lady but I love that woman so