Lyrics:

Ahh ahh, I never saw so many people tonight I mean y'all all got it crowded up in here and that's good I'm glad that y'all givin it up for him, y'all givin it up for him That's good -- y'all make me want to cry or somethin Alright ladies and gentleman, tonight is a special night For one thing let me introduce myself my name is Mr. Russell Jones Excuse me for that one I had to let that one low ahh-hahhh And tonight, you're going to see that you never seen before Somethin that, that nobody in the history of rap ever set theyself to do This fuckin guy, that I speak to you about, is somethin crazy He's somethin insane, he's the greatest performer every-since Uhh, what's the guys name? (Ol Dirty!!) Ahh, da, ahh, James Brown, he's bad, and he's a cool guy And you'll really need him, I mean need to really get to know him Ladies and gentleman, from all houses, to all towns From the moons of Pluto, back down to earth Ladies and gentleman, one more time, give it up for The Old Dirty Doggy, I mean, the Ol Dirty Bastard I love that guy! (Ol Dirty!!) Yes, how y'all doin out there? I wanted y'all to know that tonight is a special night Cause I'm happy to be living, you know A nigga tried to shoot me down and shit You know and, I don't know man it just feel good to be here man YouknowhatI'msayin? And I wanna let all y'all know I love you man, I love all y'all You know, but [sniff] But I really came here tonight [sniff] For one reason [sniff], Just cause [sniff] I don't need to cry I don't need to cry, dub you can play that shit man, play it man I'm tired of this shit, remember the time I told y'all When I got burnt, gono