Lyrics:
I sit in a yellow cubicleAnd I type at an orange screenAnd I'll get a raise next TuesdayIf I can keep my office cleanThe women here ignore meThey call me 'Scrawny Dan'But that's because they don't know meThey don't know who I really amI am ChewbaccaI am a wookieI fight the empireI fix the robotsDon't fucking cross meI am ChewbaccaIn need of no oneIn want of nothingI am ChewbaccaI have no homeMy home is whereMy spirit goesDon't fucking taunt me'Cause I'm ChewbaccaI'll rip your arms offI'll kill your friendsI think about my home planetWhen I'm in the conference roomI wear a coat and tieBut my heart is filled with gloom'Cause that faggot on the Death StarWould like to see me deadSomeday I'll tear off his black helmetAnd take a dump on his fuckin' headI am ChewbaccaI am a wookieI fight the empireOn the Millenium FalconYou want a piece of me?You want a piece of Chewbacca?I'm eight feet tallI'll kick your assI am ChewbaccaI've got no homeMy home is whereMy spirit goesYou can all fuck offI am ChewbaccaKiss my assEat shit motherfuckerMotherfuckerMotherfuckerMotherfucker