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Bloodhound Gang's record' called "One Fierce Beer Coaster,"
and on the front of the record, there's a picture of a beer coaster.
So the record looks like a beer coaster.
That's some funny fuckin' shit, motherfucker.
That shit's wack. That shit's funny.
That shit's funny and wack.
Oh, my God! Whoo, whoo, whoo-hoo!