Lyrics:

Get up and realise
And get yourself a real life
Get up and realise
Better get yourself a real life

Cozy ten minutes...

I don't wanna watch TV
All that news is bad for me
I don't wanna sit at home
Hear bad news on the telephone

I don't wanna be with you
'Cos I don't know what you will do
I can't finish when I didn't begin it
All I want is a cozy ten minutes

Check 1-2 with the cozy ten
Check 1-2 with the cozy ten
Check 1-2 with the cozy ten
Check 1-2 with the cozy ten

Health insurance doctor's fees
Watch your back, Mad Cow's disease
Watch my team in pay-per-view
What's the layman supposed to do

All these gadgets got new-fangled
Business scam at every angle
I can't finish when I didn't begin it
All I want is a cozy ten minutes

Eenie-meenie-minie-mo
Straight to jail and don't pass go
Are you my friend or my foe?
If you find out let me know

Check 1-2 with the cozy ten
Check 1-2 with the cozy ten
Check 1-2 with the cozy ten
Check 1-2 with the cozy ten

Global warming's bad for me
Stock my fridge with CFC
It ain't broke, don't try to fix
Corporations take no risk

Need my vinyl you CD
They're still junk, how can that be?
I can't finish when I didn't begin it
All I want is a cozy ten minutes

Check 1-2 with the cozy ten
Check 1-2 with the cozy ten
Check 1-2 with the cozy ten
Check 1-2 with the cozy ten
All I want is a cozy ten minutes...