Lyrics:

[Talking intro:](You know what pop? What's that son?(Christmas just isn't gonna be the same this year.(Why is that?((Cause Santa's got a brand new bag!((Come on jump up, ohhhh(Sock it to me Santa, you know what I like(Sock it to me Santa, just bring me a bike(Christmas just won't be a drag, Santa's got a brand new bag((Don't you dare let those children bring you down(You gotta spread those toys all over town(My stocking's all hung so you can see(Don't hang me up Santa lay some toys on me(Sock it to me Santa you know where it's at(Sock it to me Santa I want a baseball bat(Christmas just won't be a drag, cause Santa's got a brand new bag(I say come on Dancer, come on Prancer(A brand new Santa's got to be the answer(Come on Comet, and come on Cupid(Don't just stand there lookin' stupid(([guitar solo]((He's got a bright red cape and a white moustache (sock it to me Santa)(He's got lots of toys but no time for trash (sock it to me Santa)(He's dressed real warm from his head to his toes (sock it to me Santa)(He lost a little weight but his jelly still rolls (sock it to me Santa)(Sock it to me Santa, you heard what I said(Sock it to me Santa, just bring me a sled(Christmas just won't be a drag, cause Santa's got a brand new bag((Sock it to me Santa(Sock it to me Santa