Lyrics:

The beers all been bought with my brothers I.D;
My folks are away, and theyve left only me:
The whole suburb knows - no need to call up -
It's my place tonight - teenage piss up!

Most of the girls will chuck before eight;
Two Bundy and cokes is all it will take -
Theres sex in the backyard, someone will claim -
Whos screwing who?

Some bloke will get angry his girlfriends been nicked
And take a swing at the guy who looked at his chick;
The girls will start screaming, "You two, break it up."
Its on at my place - teenage piss up!

It's my place tonight!
It's my place tonight!
It's my place
It's all mine! Pass the bong!
It's my place tonight!

The party will break up when I call the cops
Or my parents come home and everything stops;
Therell be CDs destroyed - mainly my dads;
Therell be binge drinking, just like on the ads.

Years later well look back and think of the time
When we thought having fun meant all getting blind;
And when were away our teenage children play up -
It's my place tonight for a teenage piss up.

It's my place tonight!
Drink beer quickly to be a real hero
It's my place tonight!
It don't taste nice  that's why they make Sub Zero's
It's my place
It's all mine! Pass the bong!
It's my place tonight!
Go and get fucked. You my psychologist?. My reason
for drinkin', is I wanna get pissed