Lyrics:

The beer's all been bought with my brother's ID
My folks are away, they've left only me
The whole suburb knows, no need to call up
It's my place tonight (Teenage piss-up!)
Most of the girls'll chuck before eight
Two Bundy and Cokes is all it'll take
There's sex in the backyard, someone will claim
But who's screwin' who?
Some bloke will get angry his girlfriend's been nicked
Take a swing at the guy who looked at his chick
The girls'll start screamin', 'You two, break it up'
It's on at my place (Teenage piss-up!)

It's my place tonight (Binge, binge, binge, binge)
(Binge, binge, drinking, drinking)
It's my place tonight (Binge, binge, binge, binge)
(Binge, binge, drinking, drinking)
It's my place (It's all mine, pass the bong!)
It's my place tonight (Binge, binge, binge, binge)
(Binge, binge, drinking, drinking)


The party will break up when I call the cops
Or my parents come home, and everything stops
There'll be CDs destroyed, mainly my dad's
There'll be binge drinkin', just like on the ads

Years later, we'll look back and think of the time
When we thought havin' fun meant all gettin' blind
And when we're away, our teenage children play up
It's my place tonight for a teenage piss-up

It's my place tonight (Drink beer quickly to be a real hero)
It's my place tonight (It don't taste nice)
(That's why they make Sub Zero)
It's my place (It's all mine, pass the bong!)
It's my place tonight (Don't have to go to a psychologist)
(My reason for drinkin' is I wanna get pissed)