Lyrics:

Step right up folks and see Little Egypt do her famous Dance of the Pyramids.
She walks, she talks, she crawls on her belly like a reptile.
Step right up. One thin dime. One tenth of a dollar.

I went and bought myself a ticket and I sat down in the very first row.
They pulld the curtain up and they turned the spotlight way down low.
Little Egypt came out struttin wearin nothin but a button and a bow.
Singin yeing yang, yeing yang, yeing yang.

She had a ruby on her tummy and a diamond big as Texas on her toe.
She let her hair down and she did the huchy cuchy real slow.
When she did a special number on a zebra skin, I thought they'd stop the show.
Singin yeing yang, yeing yang, yeing yang.

She did a triple summer salt and when she hit the ground.
She winked at the audience and then she turned around
She had a picture of a cowboy tattooed on her spine
Sayin, 'Phoenix, Arizona. 1969.'

Yeah, now let me tell you people Little Egypt doesn't dance there any more.
She's too busy moppin and takin care of shoppin at the store.
Cause we've got seven kids and all day long they crawl around the floor
Singin yeing yang, yeing yang, yeing yang.
yeing yang, yeing yang, yeing yang.