Lyrics:

Let's do this, this song is off 'All You Can Eat'
It's called 'The Burden of Being Wonderful'

Why in a world of ugly faces
Should I be allowed to be so hot
So many people without talent
Yet, I was born with all the magical gifts I got
The perfect body, the perfect face
It's like God's best work all in one place
But the haters hate perfection
Can't you see?
It's a burden being wonderful like me

Why in a world that's so imperfect
Did I wind up with so much cool? Yeah
Friends never stick around too long
Never feel like they belong
Next to me they feel like a fool
I've got the grace of a dancer a golden voice
People seem to hate me like I had a choice
Being this bliss is a lonely way to be
It's a burden being wonderful like me
Like me
So you say you wanna hang around
Don't ever ask me to tone it down
I'm a diamond, I'm gonna shine
Compared to everyone else, I'm like a whole damn diamond mine, yeah
Come on, Satchel

I'm just a Maserati in a world of Kias
Genius wouldn't describe any of my ideas
If I was born in 1453
Leonardo Da Vinci would be jealous of me
But a world of Stevie Wonder's would never see
It's a burden being wonderful
Like me
Oh, yeah

Make some noise for that, that was good, huh?
I think we're getting better
You know that a lot people don't give Stix Zadinia the credit he fucking deserves
And I think we should fucking shine the spotlight on him, right fucking now
He's not just a awesome fucking drummer
He's also a awesome human being
And he can play the piano quite fucking well
Right ladies?
Stupid shit