Lyrics:

Uhh, this song is called, 'Party Like Tomorrow Is the End of the World'
So if all of you can eat, uh-huh
Have sex (yeah!)
With every female of the species you see
The end is near (yeah!)
So don't you worry about the HIV
Get drunk (yeah!)
'Til you puke all over the floor
We're gonna die (yeah!) Tomorrow
So let's get hammered like never before
Yeah!
The clock is runnin' down, you see
You gotta do the things you wanna to do
Bone your step-sister
Climb the Matterhorn
Find some horny cougars
And shoot some cougar porn, baby
Let's all party
Like tomorrow is the end of the world
Party friggin' hearty
Like tomorrow is the end of the world!
Oi, oi
Make love (yeah!)
With a sheep, or a cow or a goose
I bet you're wonderin' what it feels like
So take off your pants and get loose
Get crazy! (Yeah!)
Rob a bank or hijack a plane
We got nothin' (yeah!)
We got nothin' to lose
So let's get balls out retarded insane, yeah!
Time is runnin' out you see
You gotta try the stuff you want to try
Bungee jump from a 747
Poke a silver back Gorilla in the eye
Yeah
Let's all party
Like tomorrow is the end of the world
Party friggin' hearty
Like tomorrow is the end of the world
Tomorrow is the end of the world
'Cause that's what we thought

Oh, yeah!
The end of the world is comin'
What the hell we gonna do?
The end of the world is comin'
You should be comin' too
Wow, this is a party in a garage
Well, your mum's garage
Where's all the fucking beer and shit?
Does anybody have a beer out there?
Cool, are you all ready? Check it out
Let's make this fucking intimate dude
I'm gonna get ground with the fucking crowd
Sing to some of these bitches
And this is amazin' how there's not one fucking guy in this garage
I don't see one dude
I don't like dudes in my mum's garage
I don't mean it like that, shit
I've been in your mum's garage a couple of times
Stop it! Stop it! (I love your mum's garage) stop saying it Sticks
Let's all party like tomorrow is the end of the world
Let's all party
Like tomorrow is the end of the world (what?)
Let's all party
Like tomorrow is the end of the world
Tomorrow is the end of the world
Tomorrow is the end of the world
Let's all party
Like tomorrow is the end of the world
Party friggin' hearty
Like tomorrow is the end of the world (sing it Samson)
Let's all party (woo-hoo)
Like tomorrow is the end of the world (it's the end of the party now)
Party friggin' hearty (oh yeah)
Like tomorrow is the end of fuckin' the world
Tomorrow is the end of the world
Hey! Hey! Hey!
That was great, make some noise, woo!