Lyrics:

Got your eye on any girls this year?
Yeah, there's this girl... Kate, in my English?class.?Every time I?see her, I hear that song,?the Beatles' song, 'I've Just Seen a Face,' playing in my head
God, you are so pathetic
At least I know I'm pathetic
Let me give you some advice
I can't wait to hear your advice
It's so friggin' awesome
There are two kinds of people in this world. Hopeless romantics and realists
Right
A realist just sees that face and packs it in with every other pretty girl they've ever seen before. The hopeless romantic becomes convinced that God put them on Earth to be with that one person. You should be listening

Lonely, but not when you hold me
Your beauty weighs on me
This feeling's too good

Just avoid love at all costs. That's my motto
You never been in love?
If love is setting a place at the table for someone who is never coming home, I think I'll pass
That's fucking depressing, Sam