Lyrics:

I never seen you lookin' so bad, my funky one
You tell me that your super fine mind has come undone

Any major dude, with half a heart, surely will tell you, my friend
Any minor world that breaks apart, falls together again
When the demon is at your door, 
In the morning, it won't be there no more
Any major dude will tell you
Any major dude will tell you

Have you ever seen a squonk's tears? Well, look at mine
The people on the street have all seen better times

Any major dude, with half a heart, surely will tell you, my friend
Any minor world that breaks apart, falls together again
When the demon is at your door, 
In the morning, it won't be there no more
Any major dude will tell you
Any major dude will tell you

I can tell you all I know, the 'where to go,' the 'what to do'
You can try to run, but you can't hide from what's inside of you

Any major dude, with half a heart, surely will tell you, my friend
Any minor world that breaks apart, falls together again
When the demon is at your door, 
In the morning, it won't be there no more
Any major dude will tell you
Any major dude will tell you

Any major dude will tell you