Lyrics:

I can tell by her lips she's got fucked up teeth

She's got a banged up grill like she just hit a deer

In a while she'll go down in a tent with a bloke

You know what they say about girls who smoke



It's festival season and all around the UK

They're herding the fans like cattle

All the blogs are alive and the kids are all stoked

You know what they say about girls who smoke



We're parked at the venue the driver will skin you

If you paper or do number two in the loo

It smells so bad as it is you could croak

Outside there's mud and rain and girls who smoke

Girls who smoke - Girls who smoke



It's August and freezing, the headliner's cheesy

The Port-O-Potty's are shaking and wheezing

The catering sucks and vendors blow

It's the middle of the afternoon

Drink like its midnight - Time for the show



But the kids keep coming and Thank God for them

Lasses with passes and dudes round the corner

It's storming in Stafford and everyone's soaked

You know what they say about girls who smoke