Lyrics:

I'm going to want to see myself with someone too
Friends I don't pay are friends I never knew
So, I took the chance, got some help from a few
A long and skinny friend to talk to

Because I have the time and the liberty
To play with my new pet Sally
Please, don't go away
Sally, please

No more lonely showers and uneaten foods
My Sal-amander has hygiene too
And he thinks of me the way I think of you
The only next step: for him to say I do

'Cause I have the time and the liberty
To play with my new pet Sally
Oh, I love you

Sally, please, don't go away
I won't be living in yesterday
The lonely nights
Getting beat up by gays in bar fights