Lyrics:

Moooooooorning Woood Yeeehhhaaaa!!!! Well I get up in the mornin and Im feelin good Cuz underneath the covers is my mornin wood My wife wakes up and looks my way Kids run in and ruin my day Wood Wood Wood Morning Wood Wood Wood Hes a man who really loves his morning Wood Wood Wood Morning Wood Wood Wood Well I walked in the bathroom and tried to pee Almost knocked over tryin to avoid the seat I raised up and still the same So on the wall I wrote my name Wood Wood Wood Morning Wood Wood Wood Hes a man who really loves his morning Wood Wood Wood Morning Wood Wood Wood Ya my wife walks in and sees the mess I can tell right away shes not impressed I clean it all up and I start to cry It wont go down and I dont know why Wood Wood Wood Morning Wood Wood Wood Hes a man who really loves his morning Wood Wood Wood Morning Wood Wood Wood Well I got to go to work and theres still no change Im thinking by now theres something strange Still feels good and it really dont hurt So all I do is un-tuck my shirt Wood Wood Wood Morning Wood Wood Wood Hes a man who really loves his morning woooood Hes a man who really loves his morning woooood Hes a man who really loves his morning woooood YeeeeeHaaaa!! Rodney your not going to work like that are you Honey Im taking the convertible yaahaa!