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I was a teenage werewolfBraces on my fangsI was a teenage werewolfAnd no one even said thanksAnd no one made me stopI had a teen-land mindI had to blow my topAnd under teen full moon No one could make me stopNo one could make me stopA teenage werewolfParallel barsA teenage girlfriendGot a lot of scarsSomebody please make me stopOhhh please?You know, I have puberty rightsAnd I have puberty wrongsNo one understood meAll my teeth were so longAnd no one made me stopA Midwest monsterOf the highest gradeAll my teachers thoughtIt was growing pains, oh no noSomebody stop this pain, ohhh?