Lyrics:

Scarlet Pussy [Controversy Music, ASCAP - 1988]
------------- [US flipside to I Wish U Heaven]

Once upon a time in the land of fever, there lived a scarlet pussy.
This kitty cat of fine descent was cherished by her mother
who wouldn't let another pet her unless he was qualified
Every 1st of the month this pretty feline got the hots
And that's when the neighborhood d-d-dogs they round up around the block.
Miao

When my little scarlet feline rows the local come around
When they see the scarlet light they know
it's time to come chase her down (chase her down)
Lo and behold the fantastical way
In which their bodies groove
My scarlet pussy furry magic alters any mood

Scarlet pussy, it's cool
Scarlet Pussy
Pussycat, pussycat wherefore art thou, puppy?

She can make U crazy if U're too close to her heat
She can make U sad when U're happy as can be
She can make U shoot your ego all over her sheets
All is hers in love and war, my little scarlet pussy

Every dog would try his lines to get pussy's attention
All they want is so exposed in ways too gross to mention

Green virgin teenager, a filthy rich yuppie
Pussycat pussycat, wherefore art thou, puppy?
Scarlet pussy

She can make U crazy if U're too close to her heat
She can make U sad when U're happy as can be
She can make U shoot your ego all over your sheets
All is hers in love and war, my little scarlet pussy

Miao. Now what's going on? Oh, no, man, look out!
Somebody come get this miao-miao of my leg! MIAO!

Scarlet pussy

Pussycat pussycat, wherefore art thou, puppy? (meow)

She can make U crazy if U're too close to her heat
She can make U sad when U're happy as can be
She can make U shoot your ego all over her sheets
All is hers in love and war, my little scarlet pussy

All is hers in love and war, my little scarlet pussy
Oh yeah, my little scarlet pussy
She can make U happy, she can make U sad
She can make U crazy (crazy)
She can make U shiver from your head down to your feet
Sha can make U shoot your ego all over her sheets, oh

She can make U crazy if U're too close to her heat
She can make U sad when U're happy as can be
She can make U shoot your ego all over her sheets
All is hers in love and war, my little scarlet pussy