Lyrics:

Good evening everyone and welcome to the United States of America.
And indeed we have congregated here at this time to celebrate a most treasured wellspring of contemporary music.
It is the sound which historians in the far future might catalogue under 'twentieth century pre-light-emitting-diode euphoric.' But today the sound lives and tonight is sampled exclusively for your entertainment pleasure.
From the music capitals of this continent this is the hard-hitting showband of Joliet Jake and Elwood Blues, ladies and gentlemen these are The Blues Brothers.'