Lyrics:

Better get that dog out of my yard!
One night I found a bunch of empty beer cans in my backyard
And decided to build a submarine
I'd call her 'The Big Adventure'
I'd need a periscope
One change of party clothes
And my own mysterious little language
Myla plume bacoup che lafay
Este pryee la plume de laphong mon chalee
Every explorer needs a quest
Mine was to find the coolest place in the world
(Schon delafoo ryes manum)
(Bia sayching brazum)
(Schon delafoo ryes manum)
(Bia sayching brazum)
So, I pulled the cover of darkness up over my head
And slipped into it
The Big Adventure was taking me south
Deep into the land of sand and ice
To a place of magical creatures
That could dazzle the imagination
To the land of Podnar
Possessor of the the Power of the Light
(Schon delafoo ryes manum)
(Bia sayching brazum)
My first day at sea
I come to an 'X'
And decided to head to the bottom of Lake Amonakeepa
Just outside the window
I could see a catfish
Sittin' at a sandbar
Drinkin' a dry martini on the rocks
And he says
'Mon frair lei este bacoo, che la femme'
I decided to take my canoe to the other side of the River of Tears
Then, I remembered
I don't have a canoe
So I yelled across to the blonde river goddess
'How do I get to the other side of the river?'
And she says
'You're already on the other side'
This is going to save me some time
I thought to myself
'You have now reached the light at the end of the tunnel'
If I've said it once
I've said it
Then the stewardess says
'The Big Adventure is now surfacing in Two Out of Three Falls
Population 11,952
Please remain seated until we have come to a full and complete
Stop'