Lyrics:

Is this thing on?
This thing on?
I'd like to, uh, I'd like to make a dedication
I'd like to dedicate this to my valentine
Three, four
It truly amazes me
It amazes me how much you are a part of me
I think about you constantly, I think
Sometimes a dream will surprise me, because I can't find you in it
But, then again
The mere fact that I'm looking for you in it
Makes me think that I'm always thinking about you
Now, ain't that funny?
But what if I wasn't so funny?
Would you love me if I had no money?
What if one of my legs was shorter than the other one?
Would you still ask me to dance?
I don't think so
Then again
You did
Sometimes, I wonder to myself at night
When it's dark, and I'm all alone
When the last time was that I had a thought
One, single, solitary thought
About my life that didn't include you
In some way
I can't remember one time
One, single, solitary time
I really don't think it's healthy to love somebody that much
But, then again
I smoke