Lyrics:

One day, I had a melodiously configurated Rastafarian dream
I surfaced on this tropical island
Someplace between here and there
There was a king (Omagosh)
And his daugther, Princess Hoffadolla
'Do you think I'm pretty? I think I am'
She had big hair, and said she could burp her own name (Hoffadolla)
So, I say, 'Hmmm, that's very attractive'
And she said, 'Ha ha ha ha! Stop! Shut up!'
So, I say to the king, 'I'm looking for the coolest place in the world. Got any ideas?'
And the king says, 'Yeah! Woo hoo!'
Hmm, tastes a lot like wild hickory nuts (oh, you're killin' me)
'Wait'
Baba koomba
Chicky chicky yawda boyma
Baba koomba
Woncha cuman staya daya
Wid me
'Do you love me yet? I think you do'
The next thing I know, I'm naked
Standin' in a sand trap on the king's links
And he says, 'Fore! Fore! Chilblanas'
So I say to the king, 'I'm hopin' this is about your daughter'
And the king says, 'Ha ha ha ha. Aha ha ha ha ha. Woo hoo!'
Now you're speakin' my language (Omagosh)
'Wait'
Baba koomba
Chicky chicky yawda boyma (woncha cuman staya)
Baba koomba
Woncha cuman staya daya
Wid me
Very strange dream (woo hoo!)
So, I think to myself, 'If this was the coolest place in the world
Would it have only one pair of rubber party pants?'
'I think you gonna love me real good' (yeah!)
Sadly for me, it was time to leave ('Wait')
I would have to continue my quest in (Omagosh)
'Nardo! Wake up!'
Just five more minutes
'You're going to be late for school'
Baba koomba
Chicky chicky yawda boyma
Baba koomba
Woncha cuman staya daya
Baba koomba
Chicky chicky yawda boyma
Baba koomba
Woncha cuman staya daya
Baba koomba
Chicky chicky, chicky chicky
Yawda boyma
Baba koomba
Woncha cuman staya daya (chilblanas)
Baba koomba
Chicky chicky chicky, chicky
Bama baba
Woncha cum an staya daya
Wid me
I'm feeling a bit chicky chicky, ya know?
Lay yea yea yeah, long hokey pah
I always thought that if I was going to trust somebody to hold my heart
I should check to see if their hands were clean
But I never did