Lyrics:

(PRINCESS LAUGH)
ONE DAY, I HAD A MELODIOUSLY CONFIGURATED RASTAFARIAN DREAM...
I SURFACED ON THIS TROPICAL ISLAND,
SOMEPLACE BETWEEN HERE... AND THERE...
THERE WAS A KING.
“OMA GOSH”
AND HIS DAUGTHER... PRINCESS HOFFADOLLA...
'DO YOU THINK I'M PRETTY? I THINK I AM.'
SHE HAD BIG HAIR.. AND SAID SHE COULD BURP HER OWN NAME.
(HAFFADOLLA)
SO, I SAY..
HMMM, THAT'S VERY ATTRACTIVE.
AND SHE SAID.
(LAUGH)
SO, I SAY TO THE KING...
“I’M LOOKING FOR THE COOLEST PLACE IN THE WORLD... GOT ANY IDEAS?”

AND THE KING SAYS...
“YEAH! OH WHEW” (LAUGH)
'HMMM TASTES A LOT LIKE WILD HICKORY NUTS'
“OH, YOU'RE KILLIN' ME...'
'WAIT....”
BABA KOOMBA
CHICKY CHICKY YAWDA BOYMA
BABA KOOMBA
WONCHA CUMAN STAYA DAYA
WID ME
'DO YOU LOVE ME YET? I THINK YOU DO.'
THE NEXT THING I KNOW, I'M NAKED.
STANDIN' IN A SANDTRAP ON THE KING'S LINKS..
AND HE SAYS:
'FORE!' 'FORE!' “CHILBLANAS”
SO I SAY TO THE KING,
'I'M HOPIN' THIS ABOUT YOUR DAUGHTER'
AND THE KING SAYS,
'HAHAHAHA...OH WHEW'
NOW YOU'RE SPEAKIN' MY LANGUAGE.
'OMA GOSH. HAHAHAHA'
'OH, OH WHEW'
'WAIT'
BABA KOOMBA
CHICKY CHICKY YAWDA BOYMA
BABA KOOMBA
WONCHA CUMAN STAYA DAYA
WID ME
VERY STRANGE... DREAM
'OH WHEW'
SO, I THINK TO MYSELF..
'IF THIS WAS THE COOLEST PLACE IN THE WORLD,
WOULD IT HAVE ONLY ONE PAIR OF RUBBER PARTY PANTS?'
'I THINK YOU GONNA LOVE ME REAL GOOD.'
'YEAH'
SADLY IT WAS TIME TO LEAVE...
'WAIT'
I WOULD HAVE TO CONTINUE MY QUEST IN...
'OMA GOSH'
'NARDO! WAKE UP! '
JUST FIVE MORE MINUTES.
'YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE FOR SCHOOL.'
BABA KOOMBA
CHICKY CHICKY YAWDA BOYMA
BABA KOOMBA
WONCHA CUMAN STAYA DAYA
BABA KOOMBA
CHICKY CHICKY YAWDA BOYMA
BABA KOOMBA
WONCHA CUMAN STAYA DAYA
BABA KOOMBA
CHICKY CHICKY, CHICKY CHICKY
YAWDA BOYMA
BABA KOOMBA
WONCHA CUMAN STAYA DAYA
'CHILBLANAS'
BABA KOOMBA
CHICKY CHICKY, CHICKY CHICKY
BABA BABA
WONCHA CUMAN STAYA DAYA
WID ME
'I'M FEELING A BIT CHICKY CHICKY, YOU KNOW'
LEI, YEA, YEA LONG HOKEY PAH