Lyrics:

Mindless Self Indulgence has stated that this song is inspired by the Kid Loops version of Rakim’s “Microphone Fiend”, released 2 years prior to this album.(Audience member)
Let's see your little penis!
(Jimmy Urine)
It's a very little penis, and I'm very happy to say
It's a little penis come to visit you today!
Ugh! I was so small
And you tried to take it
Yes I was so...
Small and you tried to take it
Na, na, na, I was so small
And you tried to take it, to take it
But now -
I grab the mic and then I let my rhymes flow
I grab the mic and then I let my rhymes flow
For you, I need to burn, we all know who I'm dreamin' of
Everything old is new again and again and again and again
Now -
I grab the mic and then I let my rhymes flow
I grab the mic and then I let my rhymes burn