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It's a doll completely made of socks
It's a cover for a tissue box
it's a clothespin duck and Funfur cat
And a crazy yarn and beer can hat
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Earth to Grandma
What the hell is that?
IT's a painted rock with google eyes
It's a match stick cross where Jesus died
It's a plaque that says, \'I Heart My Home\'
It's toothpicks, felt and styrofoam
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Ass Ponys Earth To Grandma