Lyrics:

It? s a doll completely made of socks
It? s a cover for a tissue box
It? s a clothespin duck and a Fun Fur cat
And a crazy yarn and beer can hat
Earth to Grandma
What the hell is that?
It a painted rock with goggle eyes
It? s a matchstick cross where Jesus died
It? s a plaque that says,? I heart my home?
It? s toothpicks, felt, and Styrofoam
Earth to Grandma
What the hell is that?