Lyrics:

Time will dissolve
If Sea Monkeys are present
Sea Monkeys will hatch and reproduce
He said to the little girl
'Sea Monkeys are brine shrimp
The tooth fairy is your mom
Paula Abdul is a Sea Monkey'
They found the little girl's skin
Under his yellow cigarette-stained fingernails
Once the little girl went to Tower Records
And saw some records displayed
The records were of Prince's Batman
Instantly the little girl associated
Any raw albums or CDs with Paula Abdul
She said, 'Paula Abdul, mommy!'
She started dancing and singing her song
Mommy patted the little girl's head
As blood dripped from the corner of her eyelid
Then they squirmed away to frolic in instant life solutions
Step number three