Lyrics:

Good evening, good evening, ladies and gentlemen,
and welcome to Earl's Court;
My name is Gary Yudman, and we are going to
have a great show this evening!
The band is backstage,
and will be ready to go in just a few minutes…
Before the show begins,
the house management would like to ask just a few things:
First, please, no fireworks; and please,
no flash cameras; and, any audio or
Video equipment found being used may be confiscated;
so please save yourself
a lot of hassle.
Well, I think the band is about ready to go now!
No, no, not quite yet…at this time
I would like to point out, upon conclusion of the show…
(drowned out by music)