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Listen to Ron Hubbard's son@SONG: \'Dad was con-man number oneThrough black magic dabblingand drugs his books were born\'*Dianetics says I ama reincarnated Thetan godIf I buy E-MeterM.E.S.T. a-okL.R.H. says, \'Jesus neverreached potential grade.\'*The Watchtower (J.W.'s)Jehovah's Witness made the claim@SONG: \'The only prophet of today\'But every prophecy was fakeAnd so they upped the dateAs they read their bible wrongJohn 1:1 \'The Word was a god\'@song\'Triune God is of BabylonThe Church is of the beast.\'@song \'144,001 and all that followJonadabs that cannot go to Heaven\'I was fooled againI had made up my mindThat truth comes in stylesI was fooled againWastin' my timeWith life changing lies(Lead - Mendez)The New AgeMy self I love so muchBecause the New Age teaches me@SONG: \'The source of good and secrets lie within\'If this present life ain't goodastral to the past one dude@SONG: \'You can make adjustmentsIn your linear timezone.\'@SONG: \'God is you and you are GodSo whatever you decide is right...\'Right? (S. MacLaine)Mormonism (Latter-Day Saints)Joseph Smith a Mormon godMurdered men, condemned of fraudAn angel gave him golden platesWhich no one ever sawFaith MovementK.C. says that \'Christ was lostSign of Satan on the crossBore the Devil's natureand was born again in Hell\'If you've got a little bod@SONG: \'You can all become a god\'Benny hinders true conversion@SONG: \'Christ is not within\'@SONG: \'I have faith in my own faithCause I'm a little god\' (Hagin)(Lead - Lenaire)I was fooled againA message from GodThat was only a fraudTruth and joy was insideBut it's only in ChristBy a spiritual forceThat had disguised its sourceBy the Lord's latest mailBut a novel from Hell*Paraphrase
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