Lyrics:

Five little monsters were riding through space
Their spaceship broke and they fell into this place
They gotta get out but they don't know how
So they're waiting and waiting in a creepy creepy house
The whole human race is already pretty loony
But the ones who move in this house are gonna go boony
Monsters live on TV, never in the zoo
Hang around with us and you'll be a monster too
Lalala lalalala we like monster men
Lalala lalalala we like monster men

Poor old stereo he ain't sure just what he knows
Etno is intelligent he's quite a super-head
Gorgious is a great big guy but he's fat from too much pie
Bud is cool, of course it's true but he's a TV fool
Lalala lalalala we like monster men
Lalala lalalala we like monster men

Candy is the sweetest one, cleans and cooks and acts like mom
All of them are going nuts their spaceship's on the futz
The human race gets in their face, gotta drive the from this place
Of course they've got SMTV, nightmares for the family
Lalala lalalala we like monster men
Lalala lalalala we like monster men

Gotta get and ride home baby
Ggotta get and ride home now
Gotta get and ride home baby
But they don't know how

Spoken
And the French girls sing

Lalala lalalala we like monster men
Lalala lalalala we like monster men

Spoken
Sing along

Lalala lalalala we like monster men
Lalala lalalala we like monster men

Spoken
The little kids sing

Lalala lalalala we like monster men
Lalala lalalala we like monster men

Spoken
And everybody sing!

Lalala lalalala we like monster men
Lalala lalalala we like monster men

Cause monster girls get together and make little monsters
And there's two little monters, and four little monsters
And four little monsters (?)
Sixteen little monsters, sixty little monsters
It's a number even bigger than I could think of