Lyrics:

Ah, what a beautiful day in the concrete jungle
I think I'll go down to Calliope and just be a fucking dickhead
Damn, I feel good today
I look forward to going in and just beating the shit out of somebody and taking their money
What a fucking great job I have
I wonder why I feel so good
Could it be the music? Could it be my breakfast?
Or could it just be the fact that I just hate everybody, damn it?
It has to be that
Life is grand, life is great
I need myself a real cheap date
Some woman I can take to McDonald's, spend a dollar twenty-five on and have, like, the best time of your life with afterwards
Life is too good to believe sometimes
But we all can't have it the way I do
So to all you suckers out there, kiss off
All right? Bye bye