Lyrics:

[Verse I]
Sitting on a truefitt [couch]
puffing on the best cut bud tryna get but from ms. muffet
me and teddy rockspins stirring up a ruckus egging all the houses smashing all the pumpkins suck-a-dick buttkiss chumps can't funk with the punk kids ash roth be the king of the blumpkins any tim duncan spur off the moment let the whole world know i run shit jump ship quick tell a friend that im dumb sick spit fungus that'll grow from a dung
trip twist to a front flip son now is some trick watch all the dumb chicks hump when i bump this

[Verse II]
Kinda like the blind bob saget ash can get nasty
pass me a blunt and some captain chilling with an Ashley
heading to the mall
sitting in the backseat getting jerked off
10 feet tall with the balls of a matador
door matted whore with your words heard that before
poor metaphor pedicure get your feet fixed
walk in my shoes for a few you gon need it
yea got your wii fit to practice your fris with
need a few weeks before you can compete with
razor Ramon flow o' so sharp
you can take a palsky
ima take lark on my go-kart

[Verse III]
Mario kart skills are outrageous
play me any day and I'll be the best racist
wait no erase it meant to say racer
traded in my cell phone for a new pager
take off your blue tooth now dot come
im at the grocery store with hot moms
bout 35 with at least two kids
we make out while my friend babysits
all up in your fridge eating left over shit
tuna sandwich, butterscotch krimpets, Cheetos be my choice of chips i enjoy for a bit
take a sip from my sips and then split

[Asher]
roll up that J is it rolled?
ye roll it up, uh

[Verse IV]
Hair like a troll doll
basketball shorts on yea ima dork but im still holding court, ball up, balla
yall take to long get dolled up
give a fuck if i look like i just woke up
who my tryna impress
honey in the sundress
with the breasts luscious
just sent me a text
\'O M G your the B E ST
if you tryna have sex im the best at it