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Crazier than gg, yet more pc than ian

Got colored teeth like johnny

Exudes a vicious disposition

His hair sticks out like colins did, he jumps

Similar to springa, he points his middle finga

Not just the singer in the band

Voted biggest asshole and role model of the year

Got a face like charles bronson

Straight outta green bay wisconsin

Not just a singer in the band

He'll puke on you, he'll fuck your mom, he'll smoke

While huffing gas

He was the punkest mother fucker I ever did see

Hell he was even more punk than me

He should've been on the cover

He should've been on the cover

He should've been on the cover of punk and disorderly volume i