Lyrics:

Life is not a spark in space
An episode of will and grace
Controversial yet mundane
Deborah's messing with your brain
Even scientologists,
Know there's more to all of this
Search the ruins for trapped doors,
Wonder what you're put here for
Simple as a hint of gas climbing nostrils as you pass
Making Harvard graduates feel childish when they laugh at it
Climb the rungs to kingdom come,
Sour patch to acid tongue
Are you opposed to having fun? you clench the world between your buns

You could do better, you could do better, you could be the greatest man in the world (woah)
You could do better, you could do better, you could be the greatest man in the world.(woah)

Your life is always the post of something else
Where's the present
The Way that you present yourself?
And it's disgusting how little that you try,
The existential equivalence of pink eye
Drink alone and watch TV
You're expecting harmonies,
TO TAP your tunes with silver spoons,
The anthem of impending doom
Guiding Satan's steady hand,
Forcing Beatles to disband.
It's echo freaks and drama queens,
The young at heart know what I mean

You could do better, you could do better, you could be the greatest man in the world
You could do better, you could do better, you could be the greatest man in the world
You could do better, better than that you're a fraud thank god you learned to keep your shirt on
You could do better, you could do better, you could be the greatest man in the world

You burn so brightly, you burn so brightly in the dark
You burn so brightly, you burn so, you burn so

You could do better, you could do better, you could be the greatest man in the world
You could do better, you could do better, you could be the greatest man in the world
You could do better, better than that you're a fraud thank god you learned to keep your shirt on
You could do better, you could do better, you could be the greatest man in the world
You could do better, you could do better, you could be the greatest man in the world
We could do better, we could do better, we could be the greatest band in the world