Lyrics:

I know a fellow
A fellow can make your life so mellow
There’s one like him in every town
He’s half a man and half a clown

Umbriago
Could be mayor of New York
And of Chicago, hoo-hoo

Umbriago
Raises cane from Portland
Maine to Santiago
When you worry
Better send for Umbriago in a hurry

He’s got lots of time
That’s all he spends is time
He never spends a dime

So when you feel low
Better send for my friend
Umbriago