Lyrics:

Hello, Mister Krinkle, how are you today?
Seems the rumors are abound your team might move away
Now, me, I'm sentimental, but I'm not one to cry
(Yep, yep)

Say there, Mister Krinkle, let's cruise the bastard boat
Damn then sonsabitches with their gill-nets set afloat
I flip on my tele, and I watch the waters die

C'mon, Mister Krinkle, tell me why
C'mon, Mister Krinkle, tell me why
C'mon, Mister Krinkle, won't you please tell me why
Tell me why

Hey ho, Mister Krinkle, have you heard the brand new sound?
It's a cross between Jimi Hendrix, Bocephus, Cher and James Brown
It's called 'Heavy Hometown,” New Wave, cold-filtered, low-calorie dry

C'mon, Mister Krinkle, tell me why
C'mon, Mister Krinkle, tell me why
C'mon, Mister Krinkle, tell me why
C'mon, Mister Krinkle, tell me why

Mister Krinkle
Mister Krinkle
Mister Krinkle
Mister Krinkle
Mister Krinkle
Mister Krinkle
Mister Krinkle
Mister Krinkle
Mister Krinkle
Mister Krinkle