Lyrics:

[Innocent little halfling girl]
Mellon! Mellon!

[Badass Uruk-Hai commander]
Fucking halflings!

Whom do you serve?!

[Uruk-Hai stormtrooper squad]
SARUMAN!!

Get the halfling!
Saruman! Saruman!

Fuck you, Gandalf!
Saruman! Saruman!

Burn the trees down!
Saruman! Saruman!

Get the halfling!
Saruman! Saruman!

Get the halfling!
Fuck you, Gandalf!
Burn the trees down!
Get the halfling!