Lyrics:

I got a rock in my shoe
My jeans are cutting me in two
My underwears to tight
My clothes don't ever fit right
My collars so tight it's popping my veins
We walk around in constant pain

When I get home from work
I usually start with my shirt
I leave a trail behind
When I undress I unwind
I like to let it all hang out
Hey don't you know what I am talking about

We like to get
Buck naked, that ain't no sin
Buck naked, wearing my skinny skin skin
Buck naked, in my birthday suit
Buck naked and I don't give a hoot
Buck naked, like a centerfold
Buck naked is the way to go

I joined a nudist colony
They make me green with envy
They don't spend no money on clothes
They got their own dress code
The walk around "au naturel"
No more expensive dry cleaning bills

They just like to get
Buck naked, swimmin' on the beach
Buck naked, they're so squeaky clean
Buck naked, in their birthday suits
Buck naked now ain't they cute
Buck naked, they're the sun worship set
Buck naked what you sees what you get

My girl says you don't know how it feels
To walk around in panty hose and high heels
You oughta try to wear a bra all day
You don't know the price a girls gotta pay
We wear our clothes so tight we can't move
She says you don't know what a women goes though

It feels so good to get
Buck naked, like adam and eve
Buck naked, like the monkeys in the trees
Buck naked, like tarzan and jane
Buck naked no more high fasion pain
Buck naked, like a centerfold
Buck naked is the way to go

Ahhhh....