Lyrics:

(hello, who’s that speaking, please? )I’m on a party line,Wonderin’ all the time,Who’s on the other end? Is she big, is she small? Is she a she at all? Who’s on my party line? Wish I had a more direct connection.This party line was here when I arrived.And I’m not voting in the next election,If they don’t do something about finding outThe person who is on my party line.I’m on a party line.I’m on a party line.I can’t speak without an interception.This is private, please get off my line.Please tell me when I can have my privacy.I’d like to meet the girl who’s always talkingWhen I’m speaking on my party line.Wish I had a more direct connection.This party line was here when I arrived.And I’m not voting in the next election,If they don’t do something about finding outThe person who is on my party line.I’m on a party line,Wonderin’ all the time,Who’s on the other end? Is she big, is she small? Is she a she at all? Who’s on my party line? Who’s on my party line? Who’s on my party line?