Thought it was love for the first time Did not know what I had in store Big arms, big legs, big feet But I could not see Just what she hid behind her door
And my heart stopped And my blood pressure dropped Oh what a shock You know he's my girl I'm a good man So when she held my hand That's when I knew That he's my girl
I could be fooled by first impressions It's true when they say love is blind Behind the pearls, the hair and long fingernails Little did I know what I would find
And my heart stopped And my blood pressure dropped Oh what a shock You know he's my girl I'm a good man So when she held my hand That's when I knew That he's my girl He's my girl woah
Ooh baby whatcha do to me You got me going, you got me on my knees Ooh baby tell me please Is he a she, is she a he I guess it doesn't matter to me Cause he's my girl
Look what my best friend did to help me To win a prize and get us fame Put on a dress to make them think he's my girl But he's all man, it's just a game
And my heart stopped And my blood pressure dropped Oh what a shock You know he's my girl I'm a good man So when she held my hand That's when I knew That he's my girl
It might be too late But by some strange twist of fate Here is my date You know he's my girl That was one kiss That I'm glad I missed He's hard to resist You know he's my girl
And my heart stopped And my blood pressure dropped Oh what a shock You know he's my girl