Lyrics:

Well who you callin' moon pie, my real name is Richard
I live in a little town you've probably never been to before
There's a post office surrounded with gardenias
And a pair of mud flaps waggling at my door


I don't know what I want to say but somebody's got to help me
Nobody knows I'm here
No please don't call me moon pie, my real name is Richard
My identity will disappear