Lyrics:

Corporal Clegg had a wooden legHe won it in the war, in 1944.Corporal Clegg had a medal tooIn orange, red, and blue
He found it in the zoo.Dear, dear were they really sad for me?Dear, dear will they really laugh at me?Mrs. Clegg, you must b
e proud of him.Mrs. Clegg, another drop of gin.Corporal Clegg umbrella in the rainHe's never been the sameNo one is to blam
eCorporal Clegg recieved his medal in a dreamFrom Her Majesty the queenHis boots were very clean.Mrs. Clegg, you must be pr
oud of himMrs. Clegg, another drop of gin.