Lyrics:

O' you go the high road an' I'll take the low road, an' I'll be in Scotland before ye for me and my true love we'll never walk again on the bonnie bonnie banks of Loch Lomond. You'll take the acid an' I'll take the dope an' I'll be stoned before ye for me an' my true love, the drink waters' well (the drug squad as well?) on the bonnie bonnie banks of Loch Lomond. Step we gaily on we go Heel for heel and toe for toe Arm in arm [an' row an' row All for Mhairi's wedding] I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll take the low road On the lead guitar, from Yorkshire, Mr. Steven Rothery! I said you, you, you, you take the high road I said I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll take the low road On the bass guitar, the backing vocal, from Aylesbury, Mr. Peter Trewavas! I said you, you, you, you'll take the high road I said I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll take the low road On the keyboads, from Dublin, Mr. Mark Kelly! I said you, you--, you'll take the high road I said I'll, I'll--, I'll take the low road On drums, percussion, Mr. Michael - E.T. - Pointer And a very big round of applause for yourself, our audience tonight. It takes two! On vocals, and percussion, Fish! A dream fulfilled! Sweet Ma- Ma- Ma- Ma- Margaret (4x) I said you take the high road [an' I'll take the low road, an' I'll be in Scotland afore you for me and my true love we'll never meet again on the bonnie bonnie banks of Loch Lomond] Sweet Ma- Ma- Ma- Ma- Margaret (4x) The balcony! Sweet Ma- Ma- Say yer Scottish -a