Lyrics:

I am the midnight NAMBLA
I am the two inch gambler

The fondler of the nobbler
The Nemesis of the toddler
I look just like your father but I am
The midnight NAMBLA

I am the baby snake handler
I am the nude pube bangler
The dark fandangler

The fondler of the nobbler
The nemesis of the toddler
I look just like your father but I am
The midnight NAMBLA

That's what I am
I'm a NAMBLing man
I am gonna NAMBLe your asshole
Tonight