Lyrics:

I am the midnight NAMBLA
I am the two inch gambler
The fondler of the nobler
The nemisis of the todler
I look just like your father
But I am the midnight NAMBLA
NAMBLA
I am the baby snake handler
I am the nude pube bangler
The dark fandangler
The fondler of the nobler
The nemisis of the todler
I look just like your father
But I am the midnight NAMBLA
NAMBLA

Ahh, that's what I am
I'm a namblin' man
I'm gonna namble your asshole
Tonight
Yea, yes
Yea, yes
Yea, yes
Yea, yes
Yea, yes
Yes
You dirty NAMBLA