Lyrics:

Five names that I can
Hardly stand to hear
Including yours and mine
And one more chimp who isn't here

I can see the ladies talking
How the times are getting hard
And that fearsome excavation
On Magnolia Boulevard

Yes, I'm going insane
And I'm laughing at the frozen rain
And I'm so alone
Honey, when they gonna send me home

Bad sneakers and
A Pi?a Colada, my friend
Stompin' on the avenue
By Radio City with a
Transistor and a large
Sum of money to spend

You fella, you tearin' up the street
You wear that white tuxedo
How you gonna beat the heat

Do you take me for a fool
Do you think that I don't see
That ditch out in the valley
That they're digging just for me

Yes, I'm going insane
You know I'm laughing
At the frozen rain
And I feel like I'm so alone
Honey, when they gonna send me home

Bad sneakers and
A Pi?a Colada, my friend
Stompin' on the avenue
By Radio City with a
Transistor and a large
Sum of money to spend

You know I'm going insane
Yes, I'm laughing at the frozen rain
And I'm so alone
Honey, when they gonna send me home

Bad sneakers and
A Pi?a Colada, my friend
Stompin' on the avenue
By Radio City with a
Transistor and a large
Sum of money to spend